Thursday, March 30, 2006

Modern. Timeless.

So I went clothes shopping last night. Even ended up buying a shirt. Now, that's boring and I wouldn't blog about that (got a haircut, too, while I'm talking about boring stuff), but something I saw there was pretty funny.

Saw a slogan calling an item "Modern. Timeless..." Isn't this an oxymoron? You can't have it all... All it was talking about was a pair of plain black jeans.

5 comments:

Daniel Kent said...

That is funny.

Neil said...

They should have added something like:
"Combining the wisdom of the ancients w/ the latest technology"

Jeremy Berg said...

Speaking of Ancient wisdom: Solomon preferred wearing Levi's pants. But Levi got mad and took them back. So Solomon asked Levi, "Then what am I going to wear?" Levi said, "Guess." Solomon had never hear of that more modern brand, so he slunk away naked from the hip down muttering as usual: "Worthless, its all worthless anyway! Trying to find a good pair of pants is like chasing after the wind..."

There's my bad bible joke of the month, or year.

Jeremy Berg said...

That's pretty good. I think I'll use it for my blog today. ;)

Neil said...

You just come up with that Jeremy? That's a pretty dang good bad bible joke.